I could not care less about the Royal Baby. I don't care what they named him, how much he weighed, or how cute you think he is.
Actually, that last part I care even less about than the rest of it. Babies all look the same. When people say "OMG THAT IS THE CUTEST BABY EVERRRRR." they clearly mean "Oh, I think all babies are cute, so this is the cutest baby I will look at in the next fifteen seconds."
Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for anyone who just brought life into the world, but I'm over seeing a billion posts about a baby whose parents I don't know. I barely tolerate the number of babies filling my Facebook feed as it is.
Basically: I suck at being a girl.
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